The secret cabal of scientist saw it coming.  They knew no astronaut could survive a trip through the singularity, so a monkey was bred.  The culmination of all human progress, bionetic engineering, genetic metaconflabbery and nano-neuro-wiki-brain interface.  All of this, plus seven years studying in Tibet, honing it’s mind to surf the dimensional void like Elvis surfed Blue Hawaii.

This… is Space Monkey Omega.

They stuffed the capsule with bananas, loaded the ipod with Hendrix, and launched him into the heart of the void.  Some day he will come back to us, but for now all we have are his transmissions, the transmissions of a monkey with no home, but a mission that could save us all.

Are you lonely out in space, Space Monkey Omega?